(no subject)

[externalmonologue]

I am awake...

I am hungry...

If someone does not bring me Kagura Tsukasa's head on a platter, or slow-roasted cow and a trash can full of borscht within the next ten minutes, I will not be held responsible for what I do next.

Comments

[for-kimlasca.livejournal.com]

Welcome back, commander. I hope you enjoy this...

[I'm her mun and I don't even know what this abomination is]

[helix-princess.livejournal.com]

Welcome back!

[SEE ABOVE]

Re: [Anonymous]

[xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com]

...

I'm in the hospital. I'll take my chances.

*OM NOM NOM*

[xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com]

...

Yoshino, I... YOU REALLY CARE!

*OM NOM NOM*

[after seeing how much food he's getting and consuming]

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

.......

Wow. Even I don't eat this much.

[xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com]

..................................

It's still twitching. There's BONE and it's twitching.

[xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com]

... It's oozing out of the bowl. IT IS CLIMBING OVER THE EDGE AND OOZING OUT OF THE BOWL.

Re: [Anonymous]

[warp-ring-tech.livejournal.com]

Like it? I hope so. If you want more, I can cook you something else.

[for-kimlasca.livejournal.com]

...

I've never ruined it that badly before... ._.;;

[isnot-theworst.livejournal.com]

Of course. You're a good friend.

[guardianofearth.livejournal.com]

Here something to get you started.

[Attached: thirty hamburgers, two gallon buckets full of cheese cover french fries, and two one gallon milkshakes.]

Damn, thats enough to give a vegan a heart attack!

I'm having difficulty finding a place that serves borscht though!

[digitalhimitsu.livejournal.com]

[See Nia and Natalia. Now multiply this tremendously.]

[xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com]

It has been a trying... however long it's been. Someone is going to need to brief me.

AFTER I eat.

[xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com]

...

THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST NATURE!

[digitalhimitsu.livejournal.com]

Welcome back~

[heart-of-jurai.livejournal.com]

I'll... try to have something much better next time. Short notice and all that.

Re: 2/2

[xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com]

[You'll have to pardon him, he's too busy eating to answer.]

[xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com]

No, no, I appreciate it!

It adds a splendid flavor to my carbo-loading!

[alteredfate.livejournal.com]

...mmm... okay. ._.; I just hope you're better soon. ^_^

Re: [Anonymous]

[xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com]

It's not bad at all. Send more. I'm going to need it.

[xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com]

I don't deserve friends like you!

Re: [Anonymous]

[warp-ring-tech.livejournal.com]

Good! I'll start cooking right away. The doctor doesn't eat much anyway, so I need to use up my supplies somehow.

Re: [Audio]

[drunkkareoke.livejournal.com]

heheh. You almost eat as much as Dou-kun. I'm so glad I know how to cook for a lot of people!

[noguchi-yuka.livejournal.com]

Oh awesome, you're back!

[Attached: Lots and lots of take out.]

I'd have cooked it myself but, well... I don't want to put you into a coma again. ^^

[xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com]

I'm back, and I'm...

Oh, that smells good. I feel like I haven't eaten for a month! I know I shouldn't eat like this, and that I'll regret it, but that's hardly going to stop me.