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Attention, all DATS members with an interest in watching combat events.

I would like as many agents as possible in attendance at the race at the Death Arena.

... And bring objects to throw. I don't want to see the good guys being the only ones getting pelted out there.

Date: 2011-10-02 09:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piyomonpinked.livejournal.com
What kind of objects?

Date: 2011-10-02 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com
The advertisement specified rotten fruit and bricks.

I think we're well within the bounds of good taste to bring just about anything short of firearms.

I might try to sneak one in, myself, but I would never say that, even if you ripped my mouth off.

Date: 2011-10-02 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piyomonpinked.livejournal.com
Hmmm ... okay! Count me in!

I'm sure we could procure a nice collection or rocks or something ~

Date: 2011-10-03 01:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com
I almost think I would prefer to see the rotten fruit.

Just remember to watch for friendly fire.

Date: 2011-10-02 03:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noguchi-yuka.livejournal.com
Well, I'm fine with being there!

Date: 2011-10-02 06:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com
I will give you a bonus in your next paycheck if you manage to hit Bowser in the face with something.

Date: 2011-10-03 01:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noguchi-yuka.livejournal.com
Oh, don't worry! I'm going to hit him in the face with everything.

... At least, most of it.

Date: 2011-10-03 01:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com
I'm going to hold you to that promise, Yuka.

...

We need to record this, now that I think of it...

Date: 2011-10-03 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noguchi-yuka.livejournal.com
No problem!

And yes, yes we do!

Date: 2011-10-02 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pidonus.livejournal.com
I presume swords would qualify as "post-tasteful"?

Date: 2011-10-02 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com
I somehow get the feeling that it would be frowned upon.

That, and your average sword has poor balance for throwing.

Throwing knives, maybe, but I would never say that, even if you ripped my mouth off.

Date: 2011-10-02 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pidonus.livejournal.com
If only we had Prinnies sitting around...

Date: 2011-10-02 07:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com
I'm going to assume that's a story I will need to buy beers for.

Date: 2011-10-02 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pidonus.livejournal.com
Eh, not really.

They're just the Netherworld's chumps. They look kinda like penguins, and have to work off their sins.

Also, they explode if you throw them.

Date: 2011-10-02 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com
Exploding sin penguins?

Oh, that takes me back...

Date: 2011-10-02 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pidonus.livejournal.com
... Sir, aren't you from an earth-like?

... What kind of earth-like would have Prinnies showing up...

Date: 2011-10-03 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com
Not prinnies. Exploding penguins.

There is a difference.

Date: 2011-10-03 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pidonus.livejournal.com
... I get the sense I do not want to know.

Date: 2011-10-03 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com
That's a shame. It IS a story you would buy me vodka to hear.

Date: 2011-10-02 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] needsmorepower.livejournal.com
... you need some quick incendiaries made up then?

Date: 2011-10-02 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com
Yes.

If you can load them on Agent Terui's cart, discreetly, that would be even better. He will need it more than we will.

Date: 2011-10-02 07:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] needsmorepower.livejournal.com
I can do both, actually. Make some that are for the cart and few hand held ones for anyone on our side in the crowd, of course those ones won't be on par with the ones for Terui.

Date: 2011-10-02 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com
Hmmm...

Low yield, low fragmentation, at least for the spectators. I don't want anyone getting thrown out.

...

Cook up something bigger for me, though.

Date: 2011-10-02 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] needsmorepower.livejournal.com
You want any liquid one? A bit of splash back onto your target might be useful...

[Douglas and making weapons make him into quite the cruel fellow it seems]

And seriously, don't ask the obvious. With how you want this thing made I'll have to make something a hell of a lot bigger then what I'd give for personal usage.

Date: 2011-10-02 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com
Negative. We're likely to have more good guys on the track than hostiles. I'd rather cut down on the friendly fire incidents.

Bigger than flash bangs, smaller than frags.

And do whatever you think is necessary for my stock. Just make sure I know the minimum safe distance.

Date: 2011-10-02 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] needsmorepower.livejournal.com
Hmph. [boo, he'll just save those for something else then]

I gotcha then. It shouldn't take me more than three hours to make those up. And... [a pause, mentally calculations are go]

The cart one will need a distance of about five feet from the impact site and the user for safety reasons. And that for just the minimal shrapnel range, to my guess.

Date: 2011-10-02 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com
Good man, Douglas. I'm glad you're on our side.
From: [identity profile] xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com
There is no such thing as overkill.

There is only "Open Fire" and "I need to reload".

Date: 2011-10-02 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lyricalmagical.livejournal.com
I am merely saying, there will be innocent bystanders and others present playing Bowser's little game, too.

Date: 2011-10-03 12:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com
Why do you think I asked for low yield explosives?

Date: 2011-10-03 01:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lyricalmagical.livejournal.com
That everyone is going to be tossing around in a rather chaotic atmosphere...

Date: 2011-10-03 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com
Yes, but... you really expect Bowser's minions are going to play so nicely?

Or the Death Arena audience?

Date: 2011-10-03 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lyricalmagical.livejournal.com
Of course not.

That's one reason why I'm putting a sniper into the rafters, and echoing your encouragement of DATS agents attending.

However, accidentally blowing off a spectator's arm or worse is not something DATS needs hanging over them.

Date: 2011-10-03 03:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com
... Less yield, more flash. Got it.

Sigh.

There was a time when you would have done as I ordered, Commander. Do you remember those days?

Date: 2011-10-03 03:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lyricalmagical.livejournal.com
But of course!

After all, those days were something I took to heart for a long while when I was absent from this world.

Regardless, I'd rather wait until we lack an entire stadium of bystanders before we try and annihilate everything around one of our opponents, if at all possible.
From: [identity profile] lyricalmagical.livejournal.com
I would simply like us to refrain from blowing up the arena. Or parts of the arena. Or parts of the people, in the arena.

Or all of the people in the arena?

...basically.

Date: 2011-10-02 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] needsmorepower.livejournal.com
well I can make sure those last two things don't happen with anything our people are using. But I can't speak for the other guys.

Date: 2011-10-03 01:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pink-navig8r.livejournal.com
[Alia is there, somehow, and she is smacking you]

Date: 2011-10-03 01:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] needsmorepower.livejournal.com
[fffffffffffff, WHAT THE HELL?!]

Date: 2011-10-04 04:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godkingillyria.livejournal.com
I shall attend this blood sport. And I shall being projectiles as requested.

Date: 2011-10-05 12:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com
I can ALWAYS count on you for wanton Violence, Agent Illyria.

Just try to avoid killing anyone. The hosts for the blood sport would frown on such things.

Date: 2011-10-05 12:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godkingillyria.livejournal.com
I shall have my Qwa Ha Xahn prepare projectiles that will not kill then.

Date: 2011-10-06 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drills-andbread.livejournal.com
[Not quite sure how to react to this.] ...Is this an official order, sir?

Date: 2011-10-07 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com
Not an order. Just looking to stack the odds a little more in our favor. The Graveyard is not exactly friendly territory, after all.
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