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Provisionary Agent Dynamo.

Since things are going to be rather hectic in the coming days, we've decided it's time to give you your shot.

[Attached: Double Beam Saber]

Play nice with it, and you'll do wonders for our opinion of you.

Any questions?

Date: 2010-09-26 06:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notapokeball.livejournal.com
... what's the damned catch.

Date: 2010-09-26 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com
The catch?

Do well, and we give you a little more freedom.

Screw us? And I will personally see to it that you're buried in twenty shallow graves scattered across the digital world.

You're a capable man, Dynamo. I'd rather you be OUR capable man, inflicting harm for us rather than against us.

... Oh, and we haven't told Zero. So please hold off on taunting him until you're waist-deep in whatever goes down in Tetha.

Date: 2010-09-26 06:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notapokeball.livejournal.com
Sorry, you're not as scary as Sigma.

If I punch Zero during all this hubbub it'd be a simple mistake, war can get quite confusing, correct?

Date: 2010-09-26 06:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com
I recommend a sucker-punch in front of an officer who outranks him.

I can give you a "Dressing down" in private for that, and he'll be... well, he won't be unlikely to try to kill you, but he'll look bad if he does.

It's not as though he's going to like you anyway, so you may as well get the best bang for your buck.

Date: 2010-09-26 06:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notapokeball.livejournal.com
If I wanted to sucker punch him I'd steal his girlfriend.

Peh, I just have to breathe on him and he wants to kill me. It's not like it's anything new, or anything I want to change.

Date: 2010-09-26 06:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com
Regardless.

Try to keep the taunting down to a level where he won't risk incarceration to get back at you.

And if you handle yourself well? We'll start getting you a regular paycheck, again. With situational bonuses for exceptional mission performance. Blow up what we want you to and don't bring the city down into the ocean, and I can sneak you a couple thousand extra BITS, in other words.

Date: 2010-09-26 06:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notapokeball.livejournal.com
Hey, I can't control the little viral ridden asshole. If he gets himself arrested it's not my fault.

*then again Dynamo never thinks ANYTHING is his fault*

Hm... And heh, I'm not even sure how to bring Tetha out of the sky, it's not anything like Eurasia. And that I had the plans for before hand and a lot of pre-planning.

Date: 2010-09-26 06:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com
Somehow, I suspect you're underselling yourself. I'll reemphasize, just to make the point. Flying island good, sinking island bad.

Otherwise? Welcome back. Bring me a few Digieggs with officers bars, and you'll have done everything I hoped.

Date: 2010-09-26 06:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notapokeball.livejournal.com
I ain't. Other then Sigma you're the only person alive who knows that little detail. But yeah yeah, if it sinks it's not my fault cause I didn't do it.

Heh, then hopefully I won't disappoint~.

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