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externalmonologueAgent Terui.
As I am certain you have observed, Bowser Koopa has kidnapped one Ms. Sari Sumdac.
He has challenged the aligned forces of good to a Race for her freedom.
Looking across the DATS duty roster, I believe you may be among the best suited to earning Ms. Sumdac her freedom.
What do you say, Agent? Can you burn some rubber?
As I am certain you have observed, Bowser Koopa has kidnapped one Ms. Sari Sumdac.
He has challenged the aligned forces of good to a Race for her freedom.
Looking across the DATS duty roster, I believe you may be among the best suited to earning Ms. Sumdac her freedom.
What do you say, Agent? Can you burn some rubber?
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Date: 2011-09-27 04:38 am (UTC)But those are the fact as we've been presented with them, and Bowser is known for his love of games of any sort.
I want the best, Agent Terui. Your dossier says you're the best.
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Date: 2011-09-28 01:04 am (UTC)What sort of race IS it?
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Date: 2011-09-28 02:30 am (UTC)I asked you to race for me, and you're less than enthusiastic. Do I need to find someone else? Are you not up to the job?
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Date: 2011-09-28 02:32 am (UTC)Don't question me! Of course I can do it.
It still doesn't change my question.
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Date: 2011-09-28 02:38 am (UTC)According to Agent Sonic, the race will be a 150cc cart race on an undefined track, with unknown hazards, and very loosely defined rules.
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Date: 2011-09-28 04:40 am (UTC)I'm sorry.
Did you just say a cart race?
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Date: 2011-09-28 04:47 am (UTC)One Hundred and Fifty CC Cart Race. In potentially hostile territory. With what are bound to be hazards and cheating.
As the Americans used to say, Agent Terui, WELCOME TO FLAVOR COUNTRY.
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Date: 2011-09-28 04:49 am (UTC)Re: 2/2
Date: 2011-09-28 04:56 am (UTC)Given how we are not certain where the race will be taking place, I cannot speak to that last one.
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Date: 2011-09-28 04:58 am (UTC)Still, I think this is something I can work with, regardless of the ... vehicle at hand.
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Date: 2011-09-28 05:01 am (UTC)I can't believe I'm saying this...
We have a cart prepared for you to practice with.
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Date: 2011-09-28 05:15 am (UTC)You should make certain it is equipped to carry something far heavier than just me, for the record.
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Date: 2011-09-28 05:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-28 05:33 am (UTC)Is there anyone else I should know about that looks as if they'll be participating?
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Date: 2011-09-28 05:38 am (UTC)We have confirmation that Haku Eikichi's husband will be taking part in this, as well as the Autobot Bulkhead. ... I am really not certain how that will work.
Otherwise, he seems to be controlling the sign up roster. We have various unaligned sorts volunteering, but we don't know whether or not they'll be racing.
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Date: 2011-09-28 05:45 am (UTC)[Locked]
Though I have concerns about Bulkhead in this situation. I have a fairly good grasp of what happens when your motivation blinds you.
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Date: 2011-09-28 05:55 am (UTC)What do you give a rampaging bull elephant?
The answer is... Whatever it wants.
I do not believe that we could force Bulkhead to sit this one out even if we deployed the heavy division against him.
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Date: 2011-09-28 05:57 am (UTC)I am merely hoping he can be used to our advantage, rather than Bowser set him up to be our detriment.
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Date: 2011-09-28 05:59 am (UTC)Re: [Locked]
Date: 2011-09-28 06:00 am (UTC)I kind of like the way you think, I believe.