[Locked to DATS] [Backdated to after Bowser's message]

[externalmonologue]

Agent Terui.

As I am certain you have observed, Bowser Koopa has kidnapped one Ms. Sari Sumdac.

He has challenged the aligned forces of good to a Race for her freedom.

Looking across the DATS duty roster, I believe you may be among the best suited to earning Ms. Sumdac her freedom.

What do you say, Agent? Can you burn some rubber?

Comments

[onlysaneguy.livejournal.com]

Commander Ivan you do know that... It's Mario Kart that you're planning on having Agent Terui partake in?

[xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com]

The thought had crossed my mind.

Do you have any thought on how we can use this to our advantage, Agent *DATA TRANSMISSION ERROR*

[onlysaneguy.livejournal.com]

Invest in anything fire proof for Agent Terui to wear, since the majority of Koopa's... I mean Bowser's stages consisted of lava levels. He could try to recreate that here for this.

[he's... going to ignore that transmission error for now, sigh.]

[xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com]

The forethought is a good idea. You've played the games, then? Any other advice?

[onlysaneguy.livejournal.com]

Ah, it's been a while. [Yanno, since he played video games and stuff when he was a kid, and he's 19 now] Really the only advice is "Don't give a crap about anyone else except yourself" with this.

[xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com]

You are a fount of useful advice, Agent *DATA INTERRUPTED*

[onlysaneguy.livejournal.com]

... Just. Call me Kyon, Commander Ivan. Everyone else does.

[xtrnlmonologue.livejournal.com]

Perhaps.

It will take some getting used to.

[onlysaneguy.livejournal.com]

Preaching to the choir here, sir. Considering I'm the one who has been called it for about five years.